Hey guys, this is going to be a hate post because I am so pissed about all those I got the ultimate SEO strategy – get it now for just xxx$!!!!! idiots.
Everyday you brows the net on marketing topics you find a new Internet Marketing Course some are free I support this and really appreciate it, other from so called marketing gods shall cost 200$ or even more.
This post is about those guys who try to rip-off hard earned money from you for nothing but bullshit. Yes I talk about those self proclaimed “Online Marketing Gurus” that got a blog setup, bought some ghost written articles to publish and think now since they got some Technorati ranking that they are an AUTHORITY and can sell “Professional Online Marketing Training” to noobs. They proclaim they have found the Holy Grail of marketing, how to make instant big money, but what they offer is just some pimped ideas you can find with rudimentary Google skills.
Here is an actual listing what you will learn at a Course you can join for just 3xx$.
- how to use Googel AdWords and beat your competition.
- Learn the secrets of SEO- Establish you as an Authority in your Niche
- Use Social Media Tools to get unlimited free backlinks
- Publish a blog
- Use forums for marketing
And of course you get some useless course materials like a DVD.
Lets get this done, you get now a full SEO GURU HYPER MEGA MARKETING COURSE…
How to dominate AdWords – Or ways to waste a lot of moneyGo to google, enter the Term “AdWords” and you got all you need. - TBH you don’t need Adwords at all to get your page running.
Learn the Secrets of SEO – what a secret? The never told before secrets of …Creating a robot.txt? Putting keywords into your metatags? Writing a description? Building Backlinks? Writing Keyword sensitive Articles? Having unique content?
Establish you as an Authority in your Niche – How Innovative…Well, write Articles submit them to well known Directories and wait till they get picked up by a E-Zine, don’t forget to Digg your Articles. Join some niche related forums and make useful posts.
Social Media for backlinks – OMG, this is truly new! Social Media, WEB 2.0 the future is you…You don’t know Digg, MyBlogLog, Stumbleupon, Blinkbits etc? Google them, nothing is easier this dosent need any explanation at all. If you don’t have the friends to get publicity there are always some exchanges.
Publish a Blog – Never done before. ROFLYou don’t have a blog? There are so many sources to get a free one like blogspot or wordpress. If you don’t know what a blog is – you are reading one…!
Use forums for marketing - Now this is the hottest thing… I think I bloged about it in February :PYou can use Google? You know what a forum is? You know how to setup a link? You are good to go.
Congratulation, you are now a Marketing GURU!
Before you ask, no, I don’t hate people that are selling there know-how or have a legit. Expert business, I just hate people who sell shit. And the shit I am talking about is obviously not even worth more then 2Cents. You can get all this knowledge for free anywhere on the net or figure it out on your own. Scams shall not be rewarded.
Thanks for reading it even if you don’t like it. I just had to say it.
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